I once launched a new brand on Twitter
That made some old mates of mine bitter
My Klout was outrageous
‘Cause my Tweets were contagious
A grand slam, after years of no-hitters.
So now that I’m wicked connected
With scores of my retweets reflected
This fame that I’ve seen
Makes me no Charlie Sheen
Despite that, I won’t feel dejected.
The author only imagines his Klout is good. It’s quite lame indeed. But he’s working on it. No, really.